”Now for the million dollar question.”
“What’s that?”
“Did you break the foot while riding the unicycle?”
“No, I didn’t.”
“OH MAN, I thought I was going to have a great caption.”
“Well, there is good news.”
“What’s that?”
“I broke it playing Quidditch.”This is my favourite human of new york by quite a margin
THE PROs OF FEMALE CONDOMS: The female condom has some advantages compared to the male condom; it can be inserted up to 8 hours before sex, so does not interfere with the spontaneity of the moment; one of the main dislikes associated with male condoms. Women can also share the responsibility of contraception, without needing to take hormone-altering drugs. The materials used for the female condoms have been carefully developed so that they don’t cause any allergic reaction and they are also thinner than male condoms, so sensitivity is not an issue. For the developing world, another advantage is that they don’t have to be stored at a particular temperature, or in special conditions. They come in sealed packs that will last for years.
* internal condoms and they can also be used anally!
My dream last night basically told me that I’m nicer to people that I like that people that I love.
And I’m afraid of commitment.
There were also a few people in my dream that I generally consider “more fucked up” than me (aka drug and alcohol issues) who, in my dream, were less fucked up than me.
WHY? I mean, come on, the commitment thing is true but I think I’m the same amount of awkwardly-not-meaning-to-be asshole to all the people in my life.
Did you know?
White American males constitute only 33% of the population. Yet, they occupy approximately:
- 80% of tenured positions in higher education
- 80% of the House of Representatives
- 80-85% of the U.S. Senate
- 92%of Forbes 400 executive CEO-level positions
- 90% of athletic team owners
- 97.7% of U.S. presidents
And then they flip out when they’re not allowed in the Women’s Tent.
example of why i dont make comics very often
FUCKING PERFECT OH MY GOD
I am a cat.
I am this cat.
I know it’s terrible but I fucking love the cats that will just crouch lower and lower when they don’t want to be touched. it’s hysterical.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
“Take it Off”
Tender Forever
And your landscape is so wild,
there are mountains on your thighs.
this is my new favorite video
Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)this is how i talk about my feelings i dont see a problem
The more I realize how ridiculous this is the better it is.
Aversive Racism and Police Violence. A cartoon by the sometimes controversial Kirk Anderson highlights the circular thinking that can lie behind race-based prejudice and violence. KIRK ANDERSON.
This keeps happening over, and over, and over.
LGBTQ* Intersex Documentaries You Should Keep On Your Radar
INTERSEXION
(Following text from the documentary’s website:)
The first question any new parent asks… “Is it a boy or a girl?”
What if it’s neither?1 in 2,000 babies is born with genitalia so ambiguous that the doctors cannot easily answer this question.
In this groundbreaking documentary, intersex individuals reveal the secrets of their unconventional lives – and how they have navigated their way through this strictly male/female world, when they fit somewhere in between.
